Emmeblogija Laura Belvin ehk kasutajanimega kneedeepinlife on võtnud ette modellide ja staaride kadedaksajavad pildid ning tegi neist tunduvalt reaalsemad ja humoorikamad versioonid.
Laura Belvinil on Facebookis 283 tuhat jälgijat ja Instagramis pea 50 tuhat jälgijat, kes tema igapäevatoimetustega kursis on.
Blogija narrib paljastavaid bikiine, modellide kummalisi poose, Kim Kardashiani paljastava lõikega kleiti ning lõbustab sellega oma jälgijaid pidevalt.
Üks viimastest Laura postitustest narrib naiste stereotüüpe parimal viisil ning lõi oma versiooni modelli vürtsikast aluspesupildist, millel modell auto pagasnikus poseerib. Postituse pealkirjas kirjutab naine: «Kui oma peas sul on ideaalne keha, kuid tegelikkuses su armastus süsivesikute vastu tegi oma töö.»
«Ma vabandan selle vanema naisterahva ees, kes nägi liiga palju, kui ma teesklesin, et otsin kadunud kontaktläätse,» kirjutab emmeblogija postituse lõpus.
GOOGLE GOALS.... TRY NEW THINGS... When in your head you have that body, but the reality is your love of carbs got in the way and it went from being sexy time, to telling your husband your minge might have just engulfed a stray cheeto as your over grown bush weed bristle brushes the upholstery. Steve: hurry up. Me: alright! Steve: there is someone coming. Me: no there isn't. Steve: so that old lady walking behind me isn't a person? Me: fuck! Steve: pretend to be looking for something! I apologise to the elderly lady who saw way too much of my crack and hoof as I pretended to find a contact lense I do not wear. Poor bitch. @bryanaholly #googlegoals #funnyphotos #nailedit #alleywayantics #shedidnotneedtoseethat #poorbitch
Laura blogi ja sotsiaalmeedia kontod kogusid kuulsust ja tema jälgijate arv kasvas mühinal, kui naine postitas video, kus proovib liiga väikesesse trimmivasse pesusse mahtuda, kirjutab Mirror.
Videot, mida on Facebookis vaadatud üle 5 miljoni korra, rääkis Laura, et on elevil, sest vormivad püksid aitavad tal saada samasugust lamedat kõhtu nagu Jennifer Lopezil. Kahjuks, ei läinud kõik nii nagu ta oli planeerinud.
Kahe lapse ema ütles: «Ma olen õnnelik, et saan inimesi naerma panna. See on mu lemmik tegevus.»
Vaata ka teisi emmeblogija Laura postitusi allpool.
GOOGLE GOALS.... JUST CHILLIN.... ON A DOOR.... When you think your bikini body ready for the summer but the reality is the door just slammed on your fat ass with your legs still in it. Nothing depicts the moment of fear that you're about to be dismembered quite like this one. Nailed it. @yulianna_ys #googlegoals #funnyphotos #bikinitop #itsanoldpairofpants #whoknew #trendsetter #kneedeepinfashion
GOOGLE GOALS..... FASHION.... When they tell you it's on backwards and you say, BITCH PLEASE!! This is fashion. Sometimes it's about accepting budgetary constraints meant you couldn't afford the whole dress, so you just work with what you got and pray your left tit doesn't pop out and start mopping the floor as you make pack lunches. @kimkardashian #googlegoals #funnyphotos #bitchplease #tightbudget #nailedit
GOOGLE GOALS.... BE MY VALENTINE ...... When it's the night of steaks and blowjobs and you want him to know after all these years you're still trying to keep the spark alive, but he just watched your vagina swallow 4 inches of his dressing gown cord and he»s just not that hungry anymore. Wonky nipples! They're less like identical twins and more like estranged half sisters who just can't see eye to eye. Shit happens! Valentines is overrated anyway.... @boohoo #googlegoals #funnyphotos #valentines #underwearselfie #budgetedition #nailedit
GOOGLE GOALS.... JUST LOOK RELAXED.... When you're desperate for the look but it's the 56th day of January and you're still skint as fuck so you work with what you've got. The worst part is I cut the top and forgot my tits are less peekaboo teasers and more swinging sisters in the middle of a bitch fight and a vag so wide it would swallow that high waisted costume like some kind of angry pink venus flytrap. @gabbyepstein #googlegoals #funnyphotos #nailedit #2019trends #swingingsisters #pinkvenusflytrap
GOOGLE GOALS.... TAKE A BATH.... Bitch please, don't tell me you only bath in milk because I'm 1 pint into a bottle of semi skimmed and I'm not impressed! You said I'd feel great but now all I can smell is curdled milk and penis. When you're not sure if your bath shrunk or your arse stretched but you're beginning to realise telling people you're still carrying some baby weight 3 years post birth is starting to wearing thin... #oliver_dias_oficial #googlegoals #funnyphotos #nailedit #curdledmilk #andpenis #oldphoto
GOOGLE GOALS.... FANNY FLOSSING.... When everyone begs you to buy it, review it and you're like - FUCK NO!!! It's £50 and it's January. I can make that shit work with a superman belt and a kids t-shirt. Ain't no one got any business seeing the other side of that emoji. It's like a hairy angry venus flytrap that smells a bit like piss and old farts. P.s. yes, I'm wearing a belt. It's just hidden under all my fabulous skin.... @beginningboutique #googlegoals #funnyphotos #nailedit #hairyvenusflytrap #diyswimsuit #fuckyes
GOOGLE GOALS.... FLEX LIKE BECKS.... When you tell everyone you're going to the gym to work on your acro yoga moves but you fuck it off for a bag of Maltesers, and pyjamas. 150,000 FOLLOWERS. my mind is fucking blown. I get told constantly you wish you had my confidence and that I inspire you, that you wish you could be me. 2 years ago, this wasn't me, I had hideous body dismorphia and I obsessed with the women who seemed so perfect no doubt with their perfectly tight vagina because they seemed to have it made, I assumed you they had a fuck more glamour in their lives than my shit stain toilet, bedroom that looked like a vampires lunch box when I'm on my period and a vagina like a pair of net curtains dragging on the floor. Turns out I am now that person you all look at on wonder and I just want to tell you I got here because of you, because you continue to empower me, encourage me and remind me why I do what I do. Do you see how easy that is?? To make another woman feel worthy??? We just need to act like the legends we were destined to be and actually lift each other up, not tear each other down. I will continue to shout from the roof tops that you are worthy because I have seen first hand that our words can do truly incredible things. All we have to do it turn to the person next to us and say I think your fucking amazing, I think you are beautiful, I believe in you, we can do this together. Let's do it! Unless the person next to you is a total wank stain, them may be just high five them in the face. Wish a fish. Gently. Because I really don't want to promote violence. Love you guys and while I understand this could all come to a crashing end tomorrow (I might just need to be put to sleep like a dying dog if that happens) I know I've ridden this incredible rollercoaster and I have met incredible people, made you smile and reminded you that you're totally good enough. Seriously though, why the fuck haven't I had a guest spot on Loose Women and where is my Tena lady endorsement deal?? 2019, we've got this! Steve told me the vampires lunch box is gross, naturally that meant I kept it in. Fuck yes, we rock. @Victoriabeckham #googlegoals #funnyphoto
GOOGLE GOALS.... BEING A MODEL.... When you want to surprise your husband as he gets home from work but you used your work tights as a top and now all you can smell is old fanny and stale farts. I successfully ignored my children shoving their scrouts in each others faces to capture this photo. They're truly wankers as soon as I walk out of the room. @kendalljenner #thatladyissmoking @victoriassecret #nailedit #googlegoals #funnyphotos #oldfanny #stalefart #mykids #nailingparenting #priorities